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REAL ADVENTURES IN ORGAN REMOVAL pt.3                (Transcript and visual captions below)   Take me home, delicious heart.

 
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     December 25th, 2015
     By:  Christopher

The punchline of this installment is courtesy of the staff at that hospital, those cards.  :-P

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

 (A title panel - the whole comic is in the format of a Sunday edition of a daily comic, but in black and white with
splashes of yellow. We see nerdy demon in bow tie and thick glasses, sad oversized toothy smile nebbishing at us.)

GREY ACTIONY TEXT: REAL ADVENTURESTM IN

YELLOW DRIPPY TEXT:  ORGAN REMOVAL

SMALLER FANCY TEXT:  FEATURING

YELLOW AND GREY TITLE:  DISCOMFORT, YOUR CONSTANT COMPANION

SPEECH OF THE DEMON:  You're very welcome

2.)

  (Kelly continues to lay about in misery as Chronic Pain perches atop his torso,
but a medical professional in protective gear is offering him a potion with tongs.)

INTERTITLE: HOSPITALLIN'

MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL: Drink this.

KELLY: What izzit?

MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL: Lidocaine 'n' stuff.

CHRONIC PAIN:  Good for MP? (magic points)

3.)

(Before and after panel split down the middle of our protagonist. On one side we see him relieved to see Chronic Pain
  melting like a wicked witch. On the other side he is expressing disappointment at the appearance of another spirit.)

KELLY:  Haha!

CHRONIC PAIN:  Nooooo! I'll be back

KELLY:  Who T.F. are you?

NEW DEMON:  Discomfort. You god damn know me.

4.)

(The medical professional explains the deal and Discomfort answers for him. Kelly is looking glum and wishing for escape.)

MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL: Alright, you just sit here watching Curious George cartoons
      with no volume for hours ... & we'll occasionally do uncomfortable tests on you, OK

DISCOMFORT: Sounds good.

5.)

(Later Christopher checks in and Kelly is still being prodded with clunky old-fashioned medical foolery.)

INTERTITLE:  HOURS LATER ...

CHRISTOPHER:  Still here?

DISCOMFORT:  Still here.

6.)

(Weary Christopher and Kelly look at each other relieved they are soon to go home, when medical professional appears with ill tidings.)

INTERTITLE:  THAT NIGHT ...

KELLY:  Almost home.

CHRISTOPHER:  Almost home.

DISCOMFORT:  LOL

MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL: So, ah ... How attached are you to that gall bladder?

 
 
 
 
 
 
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